ThatsSooTaylor

Status: Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit
Joined: December 7, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 248174
Location: Narnia
Gender: F

To inifinty and beyond ∞
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♥ 
Just your average, awkward teenager
Don't let my looks deceive you.
I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife and the tolerance of an Irishman.
Im Proficient in 3 languages; English, Sarcasm and profanity.
landsharking,texting,food,tanning,cats,tumblr,him
feel free to follow, i dont bite♥
i read to escape the real world
bunnypoledancing.gif image by xEcstasyPerfect
You go Glencoco♥





 

 

 


Quotes by ThatsSooTaylor



To all the girls who didnt get this text tonight:

Good night Beautiful! :)  
 


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I want to quit smoking...
so for every like this gets ill go 1 day without smoking.

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I know how it feels.
to look in the mirror and scream.
to cry when nobody's watching.
to make up silly excuses that will explain why you're  not eating.
to tell them you're fine, when nothing could be worse.
to envy the pretty girls, wishing you were born like that
    But i know, that what you think about yourself is wrong.
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me *at home*: i'm so lonely, i want someone to cuddle with me
me *in public*: ew. people. dont touch me 
 

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Don't let my looks decieve you.
I have the mouth of a sailor,
The temper of an Italian Housewife,
and the tolerance of an Irishman.


Format Credit: TheMascaraSeries.
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A girl sees a cute guy in a bar:

Girl: Hi
Guy: Hey 
Girl: what are you drinking there?
Guy: its a magic beer 
Girl: a magic beer? what does it do?
Guy: why dont i show you. 
*He takes a sip of the beer, jumps out the window, flys all the way around the buliding and then comes back*
Girl: can i have a magic beer, too?
Guy: bartender, give her what im having. 
*She takes a sip of the magic beer and jumps out the window, falling fifty feet to her death* 
Bartender: Superman, you're a real assh/le when you're drunk...
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Dear Dad,
 No matter where I go in life,
Who I get married to,
How much time i spend with guys,
How much i love my boyfriend,
You'll always be my 1 man.
Sincerely,
Your Little Girl



 

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Life isn't always Romantic

sometimes it's realistic 
  SOMETIMES, THINGS DON'T WORK OUT THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TOO ♥

 

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If I could memorize
 test answers, like i memorize
 song lyrics
 I'd be a freaking genius.
 

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I don't need to flirt...
                     i will seduce you with my awkwardness

 

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