TheBrokenSmile_

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Joined: January 31, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 269494

Id give everything to be your anything.
No matter how strong a girl is, she always has a bre aking point
hey there
im sarah but im known as miniginge(:
im small&im ginger. my friend made up the nickname.
my twitter: fallenangelsxox
my facebook: sarah miniginge witty
if you follow me i shall follow back js:)
p!atd, ymas, atl for life<3
ED SHEERAN<3

youve taken me to the top,
and let me fall back south,
youve had me at the top of the pile,
and then had me kissing the ground.
weve heard and seen it all,
no ones talked us out,
the problems that have come
havent yet torn us down.

am i keeping you awake, if i am then just say,
you can make your own decisions. you can make
your own mistkaes,
ill live and let die all the promises you made,
but if you lie another time, itll be a lie thats too late.

always attract<3.
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TheBrokenSmile_'s Favorite Quotes

You, sir, are very attractive and sweet.
therefore
I won't talk to you
to save myself from getting hurt.


Me: I'm gonna work hard and study this year. Get my grades. Spend less time on the internet.
Mom: Great, honey! I'm so proud of you.
Computer: Lawl, noes




DON'T LIE AT ONE POINT
We all thought the McFlurry spoons from McDonalds were also straw's......



nmq

*Seeing a hot guy*

Me - Oh God he is hot, please have my babies
Best Friend - Wait a sec, I got this
Best Friend - OI YOU WITH THE HOT FACE
Hot Guy - *Turns Around* 
Best Friend - THIS KID WILL HAPPILY TAKE YOUR KIDS, CALL HER
Me -
Best Friend - Told you I got this


This is why I love my best friend

 

me: why are those guys staring at me?

me:is there something on my face?

me:is there something on my shirt?

me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.

me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.


friend:maybe they think you're cute.


me:are you stupid or something?


tumblr.

OMG, Witty just changed!

Rest In Peace, Old Witty.

 




Teacher: The test is very easy.
Me: Sure it is bit.ch, you already know the answers.
Me in the shower:

Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: shh that never happened
Me:
Me:
Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*



lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:




I  t  's    n  o  t     t  h a  t     I     h  a  v e     s  o  m e t   h  i  n  g     t o    h  i  d  e  .  .  .

I just don't like people touching my phone.

nmf,