Show me yo' moves!
So
one day in social studies, we were learning about the
founding of Rome, and we read the story of Romulus and Remus.
After the teacher told us to write down the definitions of
Romulus and Remus, she asked me what I wrote for Remus. I
told the class, " A friendly werewolf who is one of the
best Defense against the Dark Arts
teachers"
Nobody
got it.
LAYOUTCREDI
Not to
brag, but
it's the middle of winter, so
naturally it's snowing in some states.
But here in golden California, WAY on the west
coast, we have a heat wave. I mean, the nights are so warm I
leave my window wide open and sleep with shorts and I still wake
up sweating. At school I'm about to melt in a puddle. And so
I think, "Yeah, this is plain old Californian weather,
it's like this all year." But then I remember it's
the start of January. So, I'd just like to finish this
with a
HA HA! IN YOUR
FACE!