SH*T NO ONE SAYS
Hey, nice crocs!
Let's go see a Nickelback concert!
l love when girls have flat chests!
YES! My summer reading list!
One Direction sucks.
I'm really confident!
Nutella? No thanks!
Hey girlies, let's go play some COD!
YES! It's THAT time of the month ♥
I don't want a boyfriend!
Hey, add me on Myspace!
Raisin cookies are so much better than chocolate chip!
They really need to spray some more perfume in Abercrombie
& Fitch!
I love walking into a public bathroom stall and seeing that
the toilet's not flushed!
During my period: Guys, why don't I bleed like this
more often??
Ew, I look so skinny today..
OH YEAH! Going to the dentist!
Taking mirror pics with an iPad is so hip!
Your duckface is really beautiful ♥
Google? Nah. Let's Yahoo it!
My asian friend failed his science test!
I wish Snooki was my mom!
That's okay, you can have the last cupcake!
Your breath smells horrible, please whisper to me
again!
Kristen Stewart is an amazing actress!
I sure wish I was a ginger!
Niall, you should really eat some more!
Let's listen to some Adele and fist pump!
Those sketchers have swag!
Wow, the Kardashians are sooo talented!
Rose should've totally stayed with Cal, why'd she
go for Jack??
Hollister's lights hurt my eyes..
Hey, can I borrow your Kidz Bop CD?
I want a Virgin Mobile phone for my birthday!
really important facts about guys...♥
DID YOU KNOW THAT IF A BOY STARES
AT YOU, YOU MUST BE ON HIS MIND?
DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN A BOY'S BODY FACES YOU IN A
CROWD
OF PEOPLE, YOU'RE THE MOST
IMPORTANT
THING IN THE ROOM TO HIM? DID YOU KNOW THAT BOYS
LOVE
GIVING SHORT GIRLS HUGS?
DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN A BOY LOOKS AT THE GROUND
WHEN YOU TALK TO HIM, IT MEANS HE'S TOO NERVOUS
TO LOOK
YOU IN THE EYES BECAUSE HE THINKS YOU'RE INSANELY
BEAUTIFUL
AND DOESN'T WANT TO MESS UP FROM GETTING DISTRACTED?
DID YOU KNOW THAT BOYS SMILE
A LOT AT THE GIRL THEY LIKE? DID YOU KNOW THAT HOW A BOY TREATS
A GIRL
IS BASED
ON HOW HE TREATS HIS MOM?
DID YOU KNOW THAT GUYS REALLY HAVE FEELINGS
TOO? AND THAT THEY CRY
JUST LIKE US GIRLS? ♥
STUPID CRUSH FANTASY
NO. 1
THE BEACH PARTY
everybody's talking.
the pool is packed.
you swim towards the deep end.
away from the crowd.
and that's when you see him.
he stares at you.
but wait... you don't think
you're attractive
you glance over again.
you think you're imagining things.
still, his smile never wavers.
it's full set, dead on.
a group of boys walks
toward the deep end.
your end.
you start swimming away.
but then you give up
and dive under.
you hope they don't see you.
you quickly swim away.
but then you hear a splash.
bodies in the pool.
and then through the
blurry water...
you see him swimming
towards you.
he takes both sides of your head.
he presses your lips to his.
you wrap your arms around him.
you're all his.
slowly you rise.
floating to the surface.
you rise up and up.
and everybody stares.
you're kissing. you're kissing.
and nothing is missing.
IT'S PERFECT
♥