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Quotes by TheCovertComic

When wrestling with your conscience, watch out for its trademark move: the piledriver.
You could do worse than be a statistic – you could be a type I error.
The name of any animal sounds scarier if you put the word 'grizzly' in front of it.
The government that peers over your shoulder can also look down your shirt.
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around inebriated.
If being kind is more important than being right, how about not saying this constantly???
Love is like a rose: only an amateur attempts to handle it without elbow-length, puncture-resistant, knuckle-reinforced pruning gloves.
Stagger like nobody's watching. Eat brains like you'll never be shot in the head. – Motivational Quotes for Zombies
What kind of films do I prefer? It depends on the substrate.
Cookware sticks to a Teflon man.