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Quotes by TheCovertComic

The teaching 'Be kind, for everyone you meet is carrying a heavy burden' is that burden.
Nobody's ugly after 2:00 a.m. But not as ugly as Anybody.
Is the idea that an idea that isn't dangerous isn't worthy of being called an idea dangerous?
Sooner or later we all quote our mothers. – Bernard Williams – my mother
Some change their party for the sake of lofty principles. Last weekend I changed my principles for the sake of a loft party.
Sh*t doesn't happen, happening sh*ts.
I tell everybody I couldn't care less, but deep down, I know I could if I applied myself.
Joel Siegel said "William Shakespeare wrote 39 plays and did not use the word 'suck' in any of them."

Sorry Joel: 'Titus Andronicus'  Act 4.  Scene 2.  Line 179.
There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it (there are, however, numerous howevers, althoughs, neverthelesses, and notwithstandings).
An annual budget planning exercise by any other name would smell as sweet.