TheCovertComic

'Security awareness' is an oxymoron.

Not to oppose injustice is to be party to it – and who doesn't like to be have fun!

The cranial cavity is the shortest bus of all.

Spank you!

Your welt come!

You can question a person's opinion and reasoning without questioning their patriotism (although it's only one more question, so it's not like questioning their patriotism is that much extra work).

For a while I thought I was bisexual, but only because I tend to get 'bi-' and 'semi-' mixed up.

Policy bias n.  Policy not by us.

The heart never lies.  It asserts alternative facts.

If her eyes don't sparkle, her gun will.

I'm worried about the rate at which America seems to be spiraling out of control. 

America usually spirals out of control well before lunchtime.