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Quotes by TheCovertComic

Mom warned me about girls like you, Mom.
It says in the Talmud that we do not see things as they are, we see things as we are.  And if you don't believe the Talmud, just ask a thing.
The Zen you find at the top of the mountain is probably the Zen that fell out of my backpack.
Say what you will about the doctrine of papal infallibility, but when I saw Pope John Paul II skiing on television, he didn't fall even once.
If our actions are the interpreters of our thoughts, they sure speak with a thick accent.
The cleaner the dirty work, the dirtier the clean.
There's no reason to fear the genderfluid, as long as you don't spill any.
Action n. A particularly unconvincing form of bluff.
May your hopes never be dashed, but rather comma-delimited.
An Egely Wheel life vitality meter works by indicating whether your life vitality level is sufficient to avoid purchasing an Egely Wheel.