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Quotes by TheCovertComic

Assuming it officially begins at midnight, the Day of Reckoning will be mostly over by lunch.

Policy is the best dishonesty.
We all get a little crazy now and then. 

The rest of the time we get big crazies.
We're all hardened structures, but some of us have a greater blast pressure per square centimeter resistance ratio.
If we were as dedicated to our religion as we are to supporting our favorite sports team, we could have twice as many tailgate parties!
The philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein said 'Everything that can be said can be said clearly.'  But I think we know what he meant.
This campaign hears the voices of the outraged and the marginalized. 

(Then again, this campaign hears voices generally.)
Shoutout to folks who don't hyphenate!
Thou shalt have no other gods before me (or on either side of me, if those gods look cuter or slimmer than me).
If less is more, what is selflessness, homelessness and toplessness?