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Quotes by TheCovertComic

The friend of my friend is my enemy.
If fear is in the mind, and if dogs can smell fear, that makes dogs smelepathic!
The intervention is the drug.
You have your whole life ahead of you – and if you don't get moving, it's going to lap you for sure.
Did you ever stop to ask yourself why you have to stop to ask yourself something?
If the joke's on you, experts recommend keeping calm and utilizing the 'trap and roll' mount escape.
An upside of the dark night of the soul: no lines at the convenience store of the soul.
All things being equal, you'd never need to use this cliché.
The truth hurts? Give the truth a pain reliever!
Remember: if you don't open, you never have to refrigerate.