TheCovertComic
Status:
Joined: October 9, 2014
Last Seen: 5 days
user id: 387133
Joined: October 9, 2014
Last Seen: 5 days
user id: 387133
471
Quotes
6 Favorites
13 Following
12 Followers
2 Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair
6 Favorites
13 Following
12 Followers
2 Comment Points
Comments
Comments on Quotes
Comments by User
Quote Comments by User
Flair
Quotes by TheCovertComic
In 1097 the pope outlawed crossbows. Today, a mere nine
centuries later, crossbow violence has been reduced by over 40%.
Never mistake kindness for weakness. Kindness has been known
to kill people for doing that.
I filled out a survey at work. The first question was:
'Functional manager? _________________'
I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'
I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'
If an issue is a cause célèbre, but
mostly for people who use the term
'cause célèbre,' you can safely
ignore it.
We say 'I don't know whether I'm coming or
going,' as if it were somehow possible to do only one at a
time.
You can only wish someone Happy Pi Day once a year. But if
you get up early enough, you can wish them Happy Pi Moment twice
every 24 hours!
'Do or do not?'
... Don't we do or do not already, pretty much all the time?
... Don't we do or do not already, pretty much all the time?
You say 'chaos theory' like there's some other
kind.
If only we were half as hungry for brains as zombies
are.
Signs Your Standards May Be Too High
1. They have difficulty focusing on common tasks.
2. Their speech is slurred.
3. They experience increased appetite.
1. They have difficulty focusing on common tasks.
2. Their speech is slurred.
3. They experience increased appetite.