TheCovertComic

Interpersonal skills are like database management systems: being a good listener is about routing incoming requests to an appropriate service handler.

Last night I questioned my belief in God.  But my belief in God had an airtight alibi.

Freedom is not free.  But if it consents to electronic monitoring, freedom may be released to home confinement.

Don't refer to employees as 'resources,' refer to them as people.  The word 'people' contains 3 less characters, which saves on data storage costs.

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The fact that someone disagrees with me doesn't make that person evil or stupid.  To disagree with me they would have to be evil or stupid already.

Do not meddle in the affairs of drag queens, for you are hunky and would look good in stirrups.

When the power of love replaces the love of power, there will be no less power, but by definition there will be less love.

If kindness is never wasted, what's it doing crashed out on the floor?

I self-identify as having no identity.