TheCovertComic

You say 'threat perception' like there's some other kind.

There is now no phrase that hasn't been trademarked as a band name.  (And yes, I checked, and that phrase has also been trademarked as a band name.  This one too.  And this one.)

Alert fatigue?  Don't bother, I'm already awake.

Nature provides an exception for every rule - as long as you 'make a donation' to one of nature's 'charities.'

When upon the Ark
It came time to embark
If only his family and Noah
Had been a little sloah

To me, 'problem' is just another word for opportunity.  Plus, 'problem' is easier to say.

Cultural Perspectives in Language: Entries in an Actual Dictionary 1. Bloke n. (Informal - British)  A man. ('He's a nice bloke.')

2. Dude n. (Informal - North American)  A man. ('If a dude hits me, I'm hitting him back.')

Lead you not into temptation?  Got it.  And what else would you like me not to do? – God

To qualify for a top secret security clearance requires hard work and sacrifice.  But the way I figure it, those sheep and goats weren't going to live much longer anyway.

When you go to the office, you shouldn't have to leave your morals at the door.  Your employer should provide a secure storage space in your cubicle.