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Quotes by TheCovertComic

My daughter says she wants to smash the patriarchy. 

I told her "When you're 21, buy me a bottle of Tanqueray – you'll have the patriarchy smashed in an hour."
Diseases have names.  Cures are anonymous.
I can't handle the truth?  That's not what the truth said last night.
There's no business like show business, but there's lots 'o businesses like matzo businesses.
We don't see things as they are, we see them as our optometrist is.
Actually, I don't mind being treated like a number, as long as it's a big, important number.
If there was a play about performing Shakespeare, that would be deep, because you'd have a guy saying 'All the world's a stage' on a stage on a stage on a stage.