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Quotes by TheCovertComic

If I don’t write solipsism jokes, who will?
You don’t like the song ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends’ – and that’s why we can’t be friends.
It’s said that butterflies flutter for a day and think it’s forever.  And if you’ve ever tried fluttering, you know how they feel.
Yea, though I racewalk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall not fear disqualification for violating the straight leg rule.
If they’d had Google Maps in Milton’s era, I bet paradise would never have gotten lost.
Every war is a guano war.

When all is said and done, at least we won’t have to hear this cliché anymore.

It's what you're inside that matters.

Motivational Quotes for Parasites

If, by 'about,' you mean 'in a circle around,' then yes, we're doing something about the problem.
Sexual orientation?  True north, baby.