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TheCovertComic
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Technically, it can't be dementia if you never had a mind to begin with.
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Note to self: Next time, gird my loins
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Happy wife, happy life. Unhappy mother-in-law, happy wife.
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Life's a pitch, then you spy.
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If man is a rational animal, how much more animalistic, yet rationalistic, is Manimal.
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Avoid panic buying. Depending on interest rates, it's often more cost effective to lease panic instead.
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Risk management? With pleasure!
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A sexual what?
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Responding to a job applicant's statement that she's asexual
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I'm not scared of public speaking, as long as it's not a scary public that speaks.
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The time? It's about twelve o'pocalypse.
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