TheCovertComic

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Quotes by TheCovertComic

Indefatigable adj.  Not capable of losing weight.
I shall go gentle into that good night. 

Gentle as in silent. 

Silent as in ninja.

Why do you want to be when you grow up?
The true chasm you struggle to cross is that of how to correctly pronounce the word 'chasm.'
It's called the vitreous humor, not the vitreous gravitas.
It isn't that I'm not a cat person, it's just that I'm not a cat person person.
Life on Earth is based on carbon.  In that sense I definitely qualify as carbon neutral.
Guess if I can, choose if I dare?  I dare say I can, but I guess I'll choose not to.
The questions are more important than the answers

... right?

LASIK Poem

Boys don't make passes
At girls who wear glasses
But in his dreams every boy seduces
A girl with laser-assisted in situ keratomileusis

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