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Quotes by TheCovertComic

I'm worried about the rate at which America seems to be spiraling out of control. 

America usually spirals out of control well before lunchtime.
Note to self: When exploding onto the scene, make sure it's the right scene first.
Does counting the ways I love thee count as one of the ways?
She offered fierce resistance.  I politely declined.
On the other hand, man's humanity to man isn't all that hot either.
Never fish for compliments.  Lob dynamite in the water. 
The pleasure is mined.
'Tis not the tempest we dread, but the water damage.
What you can't rise above, you may yet seep under.
People who don't need people are the second luckiest people in the world.
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