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Quotes by TheCovertComic

Technically, it can't be dementia if you never had a mind to begin with.
Note to self: Next time, gird my loins before coming to the office.
Happy wife, happy life.  Unhappy mother-in-law, happy wife.
Life's a pitch, then you spy.
If man is a rational animal, how much more animalistic, yet rationalistic, is Manimal.
Avoid panic buying.  Depending on interest rates, it's often more cost effective to lease panic instead.
Risk management?  With pleasure!
A sexual what?  Responding to a job applicant's statement that she's asexual

I'm not scared of public speaking, as long as it's not a scary public that speaks.
The time?  It's about twelve o'pocalypse.
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