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Quotes by TheCovertComic

The honey stings, but the bee tastes sweet.
The phrase 'any number of people' also applies for quantities ≤ 0.
If I knew then what I know now, by now I probably wouldn't know it.
Having been drafted to draft an analysis on proposals to bring back the draft, I poured a glass of draft, shut the window to keep out the draft, and started working on the first draft.
Veni, vidi, vomens.  I came, I saw, I experienced severe nausea.
There are people who will pick your brain like they're picking a pimple.
Creaking is cracking with better branding.
If you're really an influencer, how come I've heard of you?

I'm in favor of appointing a standing committee, as long as it's standing against a wall.

You're never going to owe more money than you're going to owe when you're a baby.
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