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Quotes by TheCovertComic

If only we were half as hungry for brains as zombies are.
Signs Your Standards May Be Too High

1. They have difficulty focusing on common tasks. 

2. Their speech is slurred. 

3. They experience increased appetite.

The opposite of information warfare is not information peace.
Emotions are like a passing rainstorm: if you live in Southern California, you may never have to experience one.
With no jihadists or virgins there, how bad can hell be???
When fortune smiles on you, check to see if she's licking her chops.
Personality is the pimple of the intellect.
We can't change the cards we're dealt – but we can pretend to suddenly have a seizure and collapse on top of the card table, scattering everyone's cards everywhere (though usually not more than once per card game).
The plan is the contingency, and the contingency is the plan.
Gazing up at the stars at night, I realize how small and insignificant my problems aren't. – Galactic Emperor Palpatine
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