TheCovertComic
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... Wait, the F in MILF
doesn't stand for fathom???
A nasal cavity for a nasal cavity makes the whole world
anosmic.
Know doesn't mean know.
I had a threesome last week.
... (OK, three onesomes, but it's algebraically equivalent).
... (OK, three onesomes, but it's algebraically equivalent).
My French girlfriend says she wants to make love with me in
Crème Fraîche. Where in France is that?
I've finally stopped blaming
everything on my mother. I bought a chaise longue to recline
on while I'm blaming everything.
A man or woman is truly successful to the extent he or
she dedicates himself or herself to a life serving others or
otherettes.
The hand that feeds you is more nutritious than what you're
being fed.
Don't mind me. – Me, to my mind
More mute while they're on talk, than talk while
they're on mute.