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Quotes by TheCovertComic

... Wait, the F in MILF doesn't stand for fathom???
A nasal cavity for a nasal cavity makes the whole world anosmic.
Know doesn't mean know.
I had a threesome last week. 

... (OK, three onesomes, but it's algebraically equivalent).
My French girlfriend says she wants to make love with me in Crème Fraîche.  Where in France is that?
I've finally stopped blaming everything on my mother.  I bought a chaise longue to recline on while I'm blaming everything.
A man or woman is truly successful to the extent he or she dedicates himself or herself to a life serving others or otherettes.
The hand that feeds you is more nutritious than what you're being fed.
Don't mind me. Me, to my mind
More mute while they're on talk, than talk while they're on mute.
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