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Quotes by TheCovertComic

If less is more, what is selflessness, homelessness and toplessness?
Do not the hokey pokey, if thou hopest for the hanky panky.
Now that nobody wears them anymore, nothing happens at the drop of a hat.
Gird one's loins phr.  To prepare oneself for a challenging task (for example, the task of girding one's loins).
The Law of Times.  It's the best of times plus the worst of times times 1/(the total number of times) pretty much all the time.
Listen more than you speak, sniff more than you listen.
Throxymoron n.  A three-way oxymoron (ex. 'work-life balance').
I feel schadenfreude, but about me.
Whatever doesn't kill me – on the contrary, whatever has more than once saved my life.
You say 'evasive action' like there's some other kind.
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