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The whimper is louder than the bang.
The start was doomed from the project.
If you work in the fragrance industry, every now and then you need
to stop and not smell the roses, or any other scent whatsoever.
In 1097 the pope outlawed crossbows. Today, a mere nine
centuries later, crossbow violence has been reduced by over 40%.
Never mistake kindness for weakness. Kindness has been known
to kill people for doing that.
I filled out a survey at work. The first question was:
'Functional manager? _________________'
I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'
I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'
If an issue is a cause célèbre, but
mostly for people who use the term
'cause célèbre,' you can safely
ignore it.
We say 'I don't know whether I'm coming or
going,' as if it were somehow possible to do only one at a
time.
You can only wish someone Happy Pi Day once a year. But if
you get up early enough, you can wish them Happy Pi Moment twice
every 24 hours!
'Do or do not?'
... Don't we do or do not already, pretty much all the time?
... Don't we do or do not already, pretty much all the time?