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TheCovertComic
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The question isn’t what the future holds – the question is why the future has to squeeze them so hard.
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Only time will tell.
... And even then, only if time is offered a plea deal.
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If I really want my life to change, it’s up to me to hire a life coach to change it.
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I said I had skin in the game. I never said it was mine.
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Every synonym for 'ersatz' is superior to it.
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There are worse places to have a monkey than on your back.
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Newest social media acronym: LOLTWBWNOIW (Laugh out loud then weep bitterly when no one is watching).
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I need to improve my work-work balance.
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If I don’t write solipsism jokes, who will?
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You don’t like the song ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends’ – and that’s why we can’t be friends.
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