TheCovertComic

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Joined: October 9, 2014
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Quotes by TheCovertComic

The question isn’t what the future holds – the question is why the future has to squeeze them so hard.
Only time will tell.

... And even then, only if time is offered a plea deal.

If I really want my life to change, it’s up to me to hire a life coach to change it. 
I said I had skin in the game. I never said it was mine.
Every synonym for 'ersatz' is superior to it.
There are worse places to have a monkey than on your back.
Newest social me​dia acronym: LOLTWBWNOIW (Laugh out loud then weep bitterly when no one is watching).
I need to improve my work-work balance.
If I don’t write solipsism jokes, who will?
You don’t like the song ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends’ – and that’s why we can’t be friends.
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