They made me sit out my last soccer game today, and I
couldn't wear my jersey so they made me put it inside and
wear an old smelly goalie shirt, AND the coaches on the other
team wouldn't let me sit with my team so I was exiled to the
corner of the field. I literally cried silently for half the
game. We played 8 on 11, lost 7 to 2, had 2 chances to forfeit.
No one forfeited. The opposing coach was talking sh/t about me,
my team, and my coach. I "broke" some kids wrist last
game. He broke it in practice the night before I freaking saw it.
I apologized because I'm the bigger person and he didn't
even look at me, said "thanks" and laughed. I
apologized to the coaches too. One didn't even look at me,
and the other shook my hand and said that's all we want. You
a/sshole, who the he// do you think you are? Not only that, but
his wife started chewing my mom out for saying it was a sh/t
call. See, there's 4 rumors flying around about why I got the
card. Only 1 is true, and it's probably the least immature
one. 1) They think I swore on the field. No, I did not. The other
team was. I was told to f*ck myself, actually. So if anyone
deserves a card for swearing, it's probably number 11. 2) I
pushed a child and broke his wrist. Again, wrong. The previous
night in practice the stupid little kid messed up his wrist in
goal and kept playing, thinking he was a bada/ss because of it.
And I didn't push him. He ran at me, I ran at him, I was
bigger. He fell. THREE STEPS AFTER THE COLLISION. So no. 3) I
screamed in his face. Half true. I yelled because he stepped on
my bad ankle. That son of a b/tch hurt! All I did was
"ah!" and the whistle blew. No. Just no. 4) I talked
back to the ref. Yes. Because she kicked me out of the game for
getting injured basically. So, being the sarcastic sh/t I am,
said "Fantastic. Thank you" and half limped, half
jogged off the field. We weren't told it was an official card
until 8 last night, the night before the game. And I still
showed, to support my team. And you, as an adult, as a coach,
have the balls and the audacity to talk about a 14 year old girl
to your team? Who in God's name do you think you are? You
think you have the authority to keep me away from my team's
half of the field just because you're on the board? You
don't. So, why not take your own players advice, and f*ck
yourself, you no good, immature a/sswipe. You should be ashamed
of yourself. You're well into your 40's, and you scarlet
lettered a 14 year girl into a corner, and not only exiled her
there for the game, but made her cry in public, after she
apologized to you and your player for something she didn't
even do? Yeah, you can definitely f*ck
yourself.