TheJokerHasArrived
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Joined: September 7, 2014
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 386406
Joined: September 7, 2014
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 386406
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I love my profile picture.
Its so manly. :')
My boyfriend told me to lose weight.
I told him to get out of my house.
I'm not being mean.
I'm being honest.
There's a difference between being mean and being honest.
I think its hilarious when somebody acts as if
they're special when really they're just like everybody
else.
They shower naked.
They breathe oxygen.
They eat and drink to survive.
They pick their nose sometimes.
They're nothing special.
They shower naked.
They breathe oxygen.
They eat and drink to survive.
They pick their nose sometimes.
They're nothing special.
"I'm going to be forever alone. I'm going to live all by myself in a cabin in the middle of the woods with seventy nine cats. Boohoo. Poor me."
Okay.
First of all, just because you're 12-17 years old and you don't have a boyfriend it doesn't mean you're going to be forever alone.
You know that you're not going to be forever alone.
You know that you're not going to be forever alone.
Stop saying that.
Grow the f-ck up.
There is around seven billion people on this planet.
Do you really think you're going to be forever alone?
Do you?
When you say that you're going to be forever alone it isn't cute.
It isn't funny.
Serrriously.
When you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late.
The star is dead.
Just like your dreams.
I decided to save money for gasoline by towing my car.
Does anybody know how I can get my car back?
You're nine and you have a cell phone?
Who do you call?
Dora the Explorer?
Red, white, and blue represent freedom....
Until they're flashing behind you.