TheNewGirl1

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Joined: August 28, 2010
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 122805

Hello there stranger. I absolutely adore Taylor Swift, The Script, Lifehouse, Daughtry, Doctor Who, Elementary, Sherlock, Castle, Firefly, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games and so many other things. I hope you like my quotes :)

Quotes by TheNewGirl1





"Are you crying?"
 "Nope. I'm trying out my waterproof mascara"



 

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 It is really sad that a person who kicks the ball around

earns more money than the person who risks his own

life to save others


 
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They say that smile is the best weapon.

I think that bricks are even better.

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                       JOHNNY WAS A CHEMIST'S SON.
                       BUT JOHNNY IS NO MORE.
                       WHAT JOHNNY THOUGHT WAS H2O
                        WAS  H2SO4

 

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                                        You laugh at me because I'm different,
                             but I laugh at you because you are all the same
                                                                                                                                                  - John Davis


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WHEN I WAS
BORN
I WAS SO
SURPRISED
I DIDN'T TALK FOR A
YEAR
AND A HALF
 

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COMING SOON:
FEBRUARY 14th
FOREVER ALONE OFFICIAL DAY

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Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is that?
Student: Obviously past.

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I'm not ugly
I just haven't been photoshoped yet

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What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
« One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. «




 

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