TheRealLiz

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Joined: June 27, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 312566
Hello.
My name is Liz.
This is my second Witty account.
I can't use the other anymore, 'cause my best friend knows about it.
And if she'd see what I'd post on here, I'd be in so much trouble.
So, let me introduce myself a bit:
I'm 14, from Belgium, I mess up my English sometimes, I like cats, I love Harry Potter, I adore Demi Lovato, I love kpop - since about a year before Gangganm Style, js -  I'm recovering from self harm and I'm in love with a girl.

So, yeah. Hello.

Quotes by TheRealLiz

December 31, 2012
Me : I'm really going to try and stop self harming next year.

January 1, 2013
Me : Sh/t.
Me : Well that didn't work out very well.
Am I the only one who was hovering over the Witty logo for like 5 minutes?
me: let's add a quote...
witty: You can't add quotes right now because you are banned for 4719 days. Reason: You are not old enough to use Witty Profiles. You must be 13 to use Witty Profiles.
me: what.

4719 days? And not old enough? I'm 14.
Not sure if Witty is trolling me or not.

normal people on witty: Oh, I only have 16 notifications today...

me on witty: HOLY FREAKING SH/T CALL THE NEWSPAPERS LOOK AT THAT PEOPLE I HAVE A BLOODY NOTIFICATION
I'm not the only one spending Christmas Eve on the internet, am I?
Dear Santa,

For Christmas, I'd like to have ...

- Taylor Lautner
- Tom Felton
- Louis Tomlinson
- Niall Horan
- Channing Tatum

If that becomes too exspensive, don't worry, they don't really need to have clothes on.

Sincderly, me
I honestly wouldn't have minded if the world ended today.
Hey guys.
If the world ends today, that's my fault.
I got my gardes today and my parents will see them in an hour.
Sorry o.e
lol, this convo actually happened today.
You'll only get it if you saw AVPM...



Family: *at breakfast*
My mum: *is going to the shop*
My Mum: So, want my to bring something?
My dad: I just want oranges.
My sister: I want chocolate.
Me: I want a rocketship, and Hermione Granger!
My mum:
My dad:
My sister:
The cat:
Harry Styles:
Barack Obama:
Dalaï Lama:
Me: Nevermind... *looks at plate*
Every 5 seconds, a child in the world dies of starvation.




That makes me feel really bad about trowing out food.

They die because they don't have food.
I have food, I eat it, and I trow it out again.

Aw. I feel horrible now.