Status: Running around London with Sherlock
Joined: August 24, 2013
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 369851
Location: Stark Tower
Gender: F

Quotes by TheUnexpectedArrival

What the fudge are you

When my cat is the most tolerable member of my family,that just says a lot about the cat
Looks at bedroom
Me: Eh, I'll clean it tomorrow
Looks at bedroom
Me: Eh, I'll clean it tomorrow
Me: Eh, I'll clea- WTF...*Looks at clean bedroom*
Mum: Your welcome
Me:Wow, I didn't realise I cleaned it already
That's the last time I'm cleaning it....
Looks at bedroom
Me: Eh, I'll clean it tomorrow

I'm Feeling Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Two convicts are locked in a cell. There is an unbarred window high up in the cell. No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape. They then decide to tunnel out. However, they give up with the tunneling because it will take too long. Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell. What is his plan?
Riddles #1

Paul is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. 

How is this possible?

~Answer in comments~
People don't tend to fvck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face.
When I clear my throat in class
*my fellow students turn and look at me*
*my teacher looks at me*
*the spider near the window looks at me*
And I'm like
'Oh sorry It's just this phlegm was like gonna choke me'
*looks out the window awkwardly*
'Better a witty fool than a foolish wit'

William Shakespeare