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TheUnexpectedArrival
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Running around London with Sherlock
Joined:
August 24, 2013
Last Seen:
1 decade
user id:
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Location:
Stark Tower
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Finn:
Sing cause yo mama, you mama, yo mama said.
She said yo mama, yo mama, yo mama, what?
What yo mama say, she say?
Jake:
I'm busy makin' babies, greasy babies,
Sliding on my gravies, in the -
(Pause) I forgot the next part.
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his cosmic dance, bursting dedadence and withheld permissions, twists all our arms collectively.
But, if sweetness can win - and it can - then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.
~*~
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Criminal:
A person no different to the rest...
except that they just got caught
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Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Abdicate:
To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach
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funny
Opportunist:
A person who takes a bath if they accidently fall into a river.
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funny
Atomic Bomb:
The invention to end all inventions
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funny
Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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funny
I Was The Match And You Were The Rock
Maybe We Started This
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Every
Step
I
Take
Is
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