TheUnicornsInMyHead
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Joined: January 19, 2014
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user id: 377788
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Joined: January 19, 2014
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user id: 377788
Gender: F
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Im finished spamming Witty with random quotes I just thought of
randomally....byeeeeee. See ya tomorrow (;
Text
messages
between
me and
my ex
bf.
[lets call him Bob]
Bob; Hey [theunicornsinmyhead]
[theunicornsinmyhead];What do you want, we broke up like a month ago, its over. Unless you want to do some....things.
Bob; Good, what kind of things??
[theunicornsinmyhead]; illegial things.
Bob: What do you want to do exactly? ;)
[theunicornsinmyhead]; Kill you.
Bob; Hey [theunicornsinmyhead]
[theunicornsinmyhead];What do you want, we broke up like a month ago, its over. Unless you want to do some....things.
Bob; Good, what kind of things??
[theunicornsinmyhead]; illegial things.
Bob: What do you want to do exactly? ;)
[theunicornsinmyhead]; Kill you.
Hater:
Your
f***ing
ugly.
Me: No, me and ugly are friends, not f**king.
Haters beware.
mirandasings08 reference, anybody??
Me: No, me and ugly are friends, not f**king.
Haters beware.
mirandasings08 reference, anybody??
Don't worry Girls.
One day you'll find the one who ruins your lipstick, and not your mascara.
One day you'll find the one who ruins your lipstick, and not your mascara.
Cupcakes
are
just
ugly
muffins.