TheWitOfBrittany

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Hello! Welcome, welcome one and all! Introducing the official Witty page for Glee's Brittany S. Pierce! ~
I've been posting Brittany quotes for a while now, but when season 2 ended, I had to stop and wait for
season 3 to come along, and it's here; I'll just be randomly posting them whenever I have time for it   ~


Quotes by TheWitOfBrittany


The Wit Of Brittany #65
Brittany To Kurt:
"Out of all of the kids in this school, you are the
BIGGEST UNICORN
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The Wit Of Brittany #64
Brittany: "I have pepperoni in my bra."
Santana: "Those are
YOUR NIPPLES
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The Wit Of Brittany #63
Brittany To Will:
"There's no doubt. Because a few days ago, when I looked out my window, I saw a stork making it's nest it the tree. I'm pretty sure it was getting ready to
BRING  ME  MY  BABY

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The Wit Of Brittany #62
Will To Brittany:
"Ballad. Who knows what  this word means?"
Brittany To Will:
"IT'S  A  MALE  DUCK

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The Wit Of Brittany #61
Brittany To Finn: "You're a really good dancer"
Finn To Brittany: "Thanks,
but my feet weren't really moving"
Brittany To Finn: That was
THE  BEST  PART

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The Wit Of Brittany #60
Brittany To Anyone:
"The way to get a man to follow you forever;
take his virginity. Madonna wrote
A  SONG  ABOUT  IT
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The Wit Of Brittany #59
Brittany To Rachel:
"You look terrible.
I  LOOK  AWESOME

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The Wit Of Brittany #58
Brittany To Glee Club:
"People thought I went on vacation
but I really spent the summer lost in
THE  SEWERS

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The Wit Of Brittany #57
Brittany To Dr. Carl:
"Please don't pull out all my teeth.
I'll look like an adult baby
BUT  WITH  BOOBS

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The Wit Of Brittany #56
Brittany To Glee Club:
"I would just like to say that from now on I demand
to have every solo in glee club. When I had my teeth
cleaned I had the most amazing Brittany Spears
fantasy. I sang and danced better than her. Now
I realize what a powerful woman
I  TRULY  AM

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