TheWitOfBrittany

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Joined: May 29, 2011
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Hello! Welcome, welcome one and all! Introducing the official Witty page for Glee's Brittany S. Pierce! ~
I've been posting Brittany quotes for a while now, but when season 2 ended, I had to stop and wait for
season 3 to come along, and it's here; I'll just be randomly posting them whenever I have time for it   ~


Quotes by TheWitOfBrittany


The Wit Of Brittany #45
William To Brittany:
"Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: "The bottom of an ant's pants"
William Schuester:
SO  CLOSE.

Glee

The Wit Of Brittany #44
Brittany To Mr. Schuester:
"Most teachers think that by cutting class,
I might improve
MY  GRADES

Glee

The Wit Of Brittany #43
Brittany To Rachel:
"Rachel, I'm gonna give you some tough love right now.
You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you,
They don't see what you're wearing, they see a cat
getting it's temperature taken. and then they hear
IT  SCREAMING

Glee

The Wit Of Brittany #42
Brittany To Mr. Schuester:
"Ke$ha has been a culture icon
FOR  WEEKS

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The Wit Of Brittany #40
Brittany To Anyone:
"The key is to use your curling iron in
the bathtub to keep you from
BEING  BURNT
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The Wit Of Brittany #39
Brittany To Glee Club:
"So? I don't have a date. I'm just going to dance.
Then all of your dates are going to ignore you and
come dance with me. So your dates are
REALLY  MY  DATES

Glee

The Wit Of Brittany #38
Brittany To Santana:
"Why? Because you're Lebanese and
I'M  BI-CURIOUS?

Glee

The Wit Of Brittany #37
Brittany To Glee Club:
"I'm going to prom by myself and really work on me & dance with other
PEOPLE'S  DATES

Glee

The Wit Of Brittany #36
Brittany To Jesse:
"Jesse, Why don't you come on Fondue For Two and
JUDGE  MY  CAT?

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