The_Krusty_Krab

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Joined: August 19, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 369496
Gender: F
 

kclHELLO HELLO!
WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB!!!
HOME OF THE WORLD FAMOUS KRABBY PATTY, COME JOIN SPONGEBOB, PATRICK AND SQUIDWARD ON THEIR ADVENTURES UNDER THE SEA!!!
GIVE ME A FOLLOW AND ILL FOLLOW YE BACK, OR YOU CAN WASTE YOUR LIFE IN DAVY JONES LOCKER ;)
LOVE MR KRABS XXX

 
 
 
 
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Quotes by The_Krusty_Krab

The whole world explodes, Everyone dies, nothing survives, complete obliviation, a new plague, burnt pizza, a giant metorite rushing towards everthing you love and every other terrible thing in the whole universe and beyond.

Me: Oh Dag Nabbit.
I don't understand how people can walk up to a stranger and be all flirty and cute,
I mean, I can't even order pizza without being awkward.
I really want a guy best friend over kik or something.
just someone to talk to, we never need to meet or anything, but just like, talk.
yeah rant over. <3
In religion, I've started calling pronouncing Jesus like Hey-zeus (like the mexican pronounciation)
Just to annoy my teacher.

so when he says who is the son of god, i can say, Well, it's Hey-Zeus... Duh
I think the only reason i don't do drugs, is that i'm naturally so weird that if i take them either:

1. it would cause a neuclear reaction and end the world,
 or
2. It would counter-react my weirdness and I'll end up like some boring dumb person like Julia Gillard or something.
or
3. I would turn into Miley Cyrus.
Why do they even call it school?
they should rename it
"the place we force you to attend so that you will have no social life and learn things like trigonometry that you will never use in your life unless you become that desperate math teacher that i standing in front of you right now, with only 20 cats to keep her company."

"EEEEEUUUUUUURRRRGGGHHHHH" is also acceptable.
Ever find yourself serching something like WWI on a wiki page,
then end up 15 min later, three articles deep in the political structure of egypt?
 

kclSomeone walking into my classroom by accident...
Them: Hey is this English Class?
Me: No this... is... SPARTA!!!!!!!!!
I need to stop watching movies...
 
 
 
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