My name is Theodore, but I tend to be
adressed as Theodorous because im
a narwhal. Not really, but you may call
me Ted, Teddy or whatever you wish.
I like cats and narwhals. I like throwing cats at people windows, i like the colour grey
and all things red .Oh and I love sitting ontop of people's fridges, or anywhere that has food.
If you're interested in any of these fascinating things, then we may have a chance of being friends.