There

girls:
I'm going to date a douche bag, try to change him, fail, get my heart broken, and then preach the fact that "all guys are the same".








 

That depressing moment when
you dip your cookie into the milk to long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.







 

What if one day google was deleted
and we couldn't go to google to google what happened to google?








 

That awkward moment when
you mess up a word in the middle of an argument.








 

Awkwardly standing there
while your friend talks to someone you don't know.








 

You can never win with girls.


Boy: I got you chocolate.
Girl: Are you trying to make me fat?

Boy: I got you this shirt.
Girl: You think my other shirts are ugly?

Boy: You look nice today.
Girl: Was I ugly yesterday.

Boy: I like it when you don't wear makeup.
Girl: I look ugly when I wear makeup?

Boy: I like how you look in that dress.
Girl: Did I look fat in the other dress?

Boy: Why don't you wear your hair like this?
Girl: Why don't you shut up and stop insulting me.