T*

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Joined: March 24, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 354217
Location: USA

Quotes by T*



“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that

way.

So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

 
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funny

When you search for a very specific question in Google and it

shows the exact thing you’re looking for.
 
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internet
I remember when I was younger, all the boys I knew thought that girls had no genitals.
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boys
We all have that one teacher who hates us for no reason.

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school

Admit it - You've lied at least once today, right?

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life

Mom - *shouting from upstairs* Go clean your God damn room!
Me - *shouting back* Okay mom, I'll do it later. I promise.

2 months later : my room is still a mess.

 


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life

That one teacher that turns a class into an autobiography.
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school



THUG LIFE

Ha ha ha! See what I did there?
It says 'Hug Life', instead of 'Thug Life'!
See what I did there?
Ha ha ha ha!
Not funny?...
Alrighty then...

 

 

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thug

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Wiping your dog's saliva off your face.....
When he isn't looking, because you don't want to hurt his feelings.
:3
 
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dog

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  Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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