TheyCallMeNoah

Status: facebook is so gay
Joined: August 12, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: August 17
user id: 368879
Location: a city full of basic b/tches
Gender: M
 
  

Quotes by TheyCallMeNoah

 
White girls 16 & pregnant=  MTV  
 Black girls 16 &  pregnant= Maury
Being a virgin these days is something to be proud of. You're like a unicorn.
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The awkward moment when your capri sun refuses to lose its virginity.
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"Dude, trust me, I'm a wizard."
"Then prove it."
"Sorry, no magic outside of Hogwarts."


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Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be f/cking slapped.


 

Walking around the kitchen like pac-man when your hungry..
When girls say k, whatever, or things like that. Obviously its not whatever. Use English and communicate with me.
Who are some good people I should follow?