1)Steal a space rock from NASA's research
lab(preferably cube shaped)
2)Take a chisel to perfect it's shape and
carefully carve some random alien symbols(ideally
in cybertronion).
3)Wear a piece of armour of your favourite choice.
Note: Car Engine parts can also be used.
4)Connect the cube to electricity.
Congratulations you now have the all spark!
5) touch this cube to any part of your body.
YOU ARE NOW A TRANSFORMER!(Decepticon)
CAUTION; Do not ever stuff the cube in your chest or
you die!
Happy to help! Happy transforming!