This_Is_My_Jam_XD

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Joined: November 12, 2010
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it's been fun, witty. but i have bigger and better things to pursue. ~

being on here has been life changing. i'll never forget any of you, ♥
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My Friend
David had his ID stolen yesterday.
We Just Call Him Dav Now.

ONLY IN AMERICA
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance;; are there handicap parking spots in front of a skating rink;; do drugstores make 'the sick' walk to the back of the store to get the prescription && healthy people buy cigarettes at the front;; do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a DIET coke;; do the banks leave both doors open && then chain their pens to the counters;; && do people buy hot dogs in sets of ten but then buy the buns in packs of eight.
                                                                                          
  ------> only America....

 How Do Police On Bikes Arrest People? "Alright.. Get In The Basket..." ♥


Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
//////// Beating like a drum and its coming YOUR WAY
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass
He got that super bass
-Nicki Minaj; Superbass,  ////////


Di Caprio never died in Titanic
The end scene of Titanic is of him going underwater. The beginning scene of Inception is him waking up on a beach.
Its like a movie within a movie




F  I  G  H  T  I  N  G

F O R   P E A C E   I S   L I K E 


F  U  C  K  I  N  G

F O R   V I R G I N I T Y

"Who says? Who says you're not perfect?"

"...Hannah Montana"

 


Tiger Woods.
he isnt a tiger,
he's a Cheetah.

fave if you get it(:



Pooh:                 

                Piglet:

 "How do you
   spell  love?"
 "You don't spell it;
   you 
  feel      it."
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