ONLY IN
AMERICA
can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance;; are there handicap parking spots in front of
a skating rink;; do drugstores make 'the sick' walk to
the back of the store to get the prescription && healthy
people buy cigarettes at the front;; do people order double
cheese burgers, large fries, and a DIET coke;; do the banks leave
both doors open && then chain their pens to the
counters;; && do people buy hot dogs in sets of ten but
then buy the buns in packs of eight.
------> only
America....