I'm leaving
witty.
I know I say I'm leaving like
every few months,
but I'm really going this time. I have hated witty
for a couple months now, and I mean hated
it. I don't need to say why. It's no one's
business,
don't ask.
This time I'm not coming back.
I
am going to close my eyes, type a jumble of letters
and numbers to change my passwords on all my
accounts. I'm going to block Witty on chrome. I'm
done. G o o d - b y
e.