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Titan4LifeMember since Sun Dec 28, 2008 21:03:43 EST Last login: Sat Nov 14, 2009 9:31:09 EST AIM SN: Online o.O i am on, i promise! Quote Stats: 118 |
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Today,
I went out to my car to see that my bumper had been hit.
On my windshield was a
package of dum dums,
a roll of duct tape, and
a note that said 'sorry I was such a dum dum.' I'm not sure if I'm a
loser, or a winner i
n this situation.
MLIA
I went out to my car to see that my bumper had been hit.
On my windshield was a
package of dum dums,
a roll of duct tape, and
a note that said 'sorry I was such a dum dum.' I'm not sure if I'm a
loser, or a winner i
n this situation.
MLIA
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Today,
my dad and I were in
Wal-Mart. When he asks the guy where to find the lock-boxes, I
look nervously at him and say,
"But dad, the bodies won't fit in there." To which he immediately
responds with, "That's what the chainsaw's for."
The look on the
worker's and innocent
bystanders faces?
Made my day.
MLIA
my dad and I were in
Wal-Mart. When he asks the guy where to find the lock-boxes, I
look nervously at him and say,
"But dad, the bodies won't fit in there." To which he immediately
responds with, "That's what the chainsaw's for."
The look on the
worker's and innocent
bystanders faces?
Made my day.
MLIA
Today,
I added a friend as my sibling on facebook. In the next
half hour, three
relatives called
asking when we
adopted a korean girl.
MLIA
I added a friend as my sibling on facebook. In the next
half hour, three
relatives called
asking when we
adopted a korean girl.
MLIA
Today,
in my History class, I was c o u g h i n g a lot because
I have a cold. I kept interrupting my teacher during
his teaching, but I really couldn't help it. Suddenly,
he storms over to his desk, yanks one of his drawers open,
and from across the room, chucks a lollipop at me and
tells me to keep my mouth shut for the rest of the class.
Every other student promptly started
c o u g h i n g their heads off.
MLIA
in my History class, I was c o u g h i n g a lot because
I have a cold. I kept interrupting my teacher during
his teaching, but I really couldn't help it. Suddenly,
he storms over to his desk, yanks one of his drawers open,
and from across the room, chucks a lollipop at me and
tells me to keep my mouth shut for the rest of the class.
Every other student promptly started
c o u g h i n g their heads off.
MLIA
Today,
my school had a shooting threat.
When everyones parents came to
get them, they
all started telling
their kids how much
they loved them. My dad- "Never piss off the weird kids
. They can't take a joke."
Thanks for the
valuable life
lesson Dad.
MLIA
my school had a shooting threat.
When everyones parents came to
get them, they
all started telling
their kids how much
they loved them. My dad- "Never piss off the weird kids
. They can't take a joke."
Thanks for the
valuable life
lesson Dad.
MLIA
Today,
I was at work and realized a co-worker left her jacket.
Instead of sending a simple text saying she forgot it,
I sent a picture of the jacket with a ransom note and an attached "Help Me!" note.
She came in 5 minutes later to claim it, without the
$100,000,000 I asked for,
but instead gave me a cookie.
I feel this was a
sufficient payment. =)
MLIA
I was at work and realized a co-worker left her jacket.
Instead of sending a simple text saying she forgot it,
I sent a picture of the jacket with a ransom note and an attached "Help Me!" note.
She came in 5 minutes later to claim it, without the
$100,000,000 I asked for,
but instead gave me a cookie.
I feel this was a
sufficient payment. =)
MLIA
Today,
I was downstairs in my basement and
my dad told me that my phone had gone off.
I went all the way upstairs to my bed to find it was
a text from my dad saying, 'Make your bed, and you may
as well since you're standing above
it right now'.
Very creative Dad,
very creative.
MLIA
I was downstairs in my basement and
my dad told me that my phone had gone off.
I went all the way upstairs to my bed to find it was
a text from my dad saying, 'Make your bed, and you may
as well since you're standing above
it right now'.
Very creative Dad,
very creative.
MLIA
It's not fair, It's just not fair.
You said you loved me.....
You said you loved me.....
[This.:**:.]
* * used * * to be a {[fun house]}
but now it's full of .:**evil clowns**:.
~P!NK~
Funhouse
* * used * * to be a {[fun house]}
but now it's full of .:**evil clowns**:.
~P!NK~
Funhouse
Today,
my family went to adopt a cat.
We were deciding between a gray cat
and an orange cat. We decided on the
orange cat just so we can reenact the
opening scene in the Lion King.
I have never felt closer
to my family.
MLIA
my family went to adopt a cat.
We were deciding between a gray cat
and an orange cat. We decided on the
orange cat just so we can reenact the
opening scene in the Lion King.
I have never felt closer
to my family.
MLIA
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