TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie

Status: Death shall come to those whom approach my cookies c;
Joined: September 8, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 329775
Location: Hanging Out With Waldo
Gender: F
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Quotes by TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie


"If you want somebody to be quiet, just turn to them and pet them."

-Ed Sheeran.

When they laugh

They really wanna cry

They smile

But they really wanna die

It's hard

Harder than you "understand"

Harder than they understand
Me: Who's your favorite member of One Direction?
Cleverbot: Harry Styles or Niall Horan.
Me: I know! Niall is so cute. He's awesome c:
Cleverbot: Niall loves me.
Me: No, Niall loves me.
Cleverbot: She loves me not.
Me: Niall Horan and I are getting married.
Cleverbot: Will Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles get married?
 
CLEVERBOT SUPPORTS LARRY :O


Me: *chatting my friend*
Nana: who's that other girl on the screen?
Me: that's me...

  "Domino's pizza is now made with real cheese!"

What were you using before?

It's amazing how someone can crush you and not even realize it

I always say something stupid and mess things up.
Dad, there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door. Can you get rid of it?

Pls hurry because I'm going to cry.

Dad

Dad

 
Dad is dead, you're next.
Love, Moth.

Not mine. Go it off of ifunny.

Me: *in the bathroom*
Mom: Ajshe!
Me: I'm in the bathroom!
Mom: Ajshe!
Me: I'm in the bathroom!
Mom: Ajshe!
Me: WOMAN, CAN I POOP, PLEASE?


Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch.

nmq.
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