TrinaBear94

Do you ever play a song and then realize you were to distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it.

 Me on my wedding day: is there wifi in this hall.

I gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me.

"Baby you light up my world like nobody else" we sing to the giant flaming meteor racing towards us.

When you pretend to be stupid and someone takes you seriously.

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it's freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that.

I excercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty amd short of breath. Very dangerous.

Tonight we are young?
False.We are the same age as what we were the night before.