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Birthday: November 22
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hes not perfect; no

but when we’re lying down
on our bed and he fits my limbs
so easily, when he’s dragging his lips
on my neck, even in his sleep
i guess i’m allowed to boast
that he’s pretty damn close



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Never forget who you are.
How to Successfully Throw A Pick-up Line
Back in a Guy's Face:
Boy: Where've you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man:Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.

Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going through the door.

Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: Maybe I got your share..

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK. Get out.

Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving??

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


“You look how you look.
Be comfortable.
What are you going to do?
Be hungry every single day just to
make other people happy?
That’s just dumb.”

- J E N N I F E R 
L A W R E N C E 


          and maybe,
                                                     JUST MAYBE,
                              he likes YOU   TOO.

"Whatever you give a woman, she will
make greater.
If you give her sp.erm, she'll give you
a baby ;
If you give her a house, she will
give you a home ;
If you give her groceries, she'll give
you a meal ;
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to
her ; so if you give her any cr.ap,
be prepared to get a ton
of sh.t. "

"Did you know that your grandmother was the most
beautiful woman I have ever known in this world?
The instant I laid eyes on her, I knew that I would
never love another. I walked straight up to her,
took her hand, and I asked her to marry me."

"Wow. And she said yes?"

"No. No, she punched me." he smiled dreamily.

                             "But I swore that I would never give up."

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

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me: sure
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me: never mind