How to Successfully
Throw A Pick-up Line
Back in a Guy's
Face:
Boy:
Where've you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl:Yes. That's why I haven't gone back there since.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man:Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You'll go to your place, and I'll go to
mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do Not Enter.
Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Then you can start your journey by going
through the door.
Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: Maybe I got your share..
Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: OK. Get out.
Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving??
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
time.