TristanIsAGuysNameToo

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Joined: January 13, 2012
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user id: 263029

 
 

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Sperm

Quotes by TristanIsAGuysNameToo



If I'm quiet
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you should be scared
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 It can only mean

I'm planning the perfect
murder in my head


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Hey do you have
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a large picture
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of your face?

I just wanted to
tape it to my punching bag


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Theres a party 
       in my pants
and  you ' r e  the  guest  of  honor

 



I'd Invite you into my conversation
 

But I see you already found your own way into it



Called a heavy girl pretty,
got laughed at for it.

 
 
   ...Society these days...
 


Dear Girls,
If your bra happens to ever stop supporting you, I'll be here. Seriously.


 


Save water:
shower with Josh Hutcherson

Jennifer Lawrence*
 

 





I used to think I knew
 
what love is, but
 I had no idea I 
until I met
-you-
  


 

tristanisaguysnametoo



guys are just

as scared of

-rejection-
  
As girls are
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Give us a break



  
tristanisaguysnametoo
I give up, it won't fit

That's what she said

*Punches*

OW, that f~~king hurt

That's what she said,

B-tch