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TwiLOVER_1901Member since Sat May 23, 2009 21:41:30 EDT Last login: Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:34:53 EDT AIM SN: ilovesu00 Quote Stats: 35 |
Hey world!
im a kluts.
i fall for guys easily.
boys are stupid.
i laugh at stupid jokes.
i have a bunch of friends but i could always use more. :)
i talk to things that won't talk back.
i sing in my hairbrush.
i frequently burst out in song!
and i LOVE twilight!!
i think thats it.
comment. thanks ily. byeee
im a kluts.
i fall for guys easily.
boys are stupid.
i laugh at stupid jokes.
i have a bunch of friends but i could always use more. :)
i talk to things that won't talk back.
i sing in my hairbrush.
i frequently burst out in song!
and i LOVE twilight!!
i think thats it.
comment. thanks ily. byeee
Favorite Quotes
Im not that girl,
I dont wear makeup.
I like not being super skinny.
I love to be loud.
I dont wanna be normal.
I wanna be crazy around you.
I dont wear makeup.
I like not being super skinny.
I love to be loud.
I dont wanna be normal.
I wanna be crazy around you.
And I dont wanna be her.
1
this quote has been deleted :(
lizzie mcguire
because not all of us are wizards.
or secretly pop stars.
or secretly phsycic.
or are from the future.
or live in the white house.
or live on a cruise ship.
or have summers that never end.
some of us are just
normal
(or at least we try to be)
because not all of us are wizards.
or secretly pop stars.
or secretly phsycic.
or are from the future.
or live in the white house.
or live on a cruise ship.
or have summers that never end.
some of us are just
normal
(or at least we try to be)
So yeah,
Boys DO make the best best friends.
They don't bitch, or backstab you.
You don't have to worry about clothing.
Aslong as you understand some sports
you're in most conversations. No need
for period discussions with them, and you
can get advice off them about guys. Sure,
you can give advice on his girlfriends too&
help him out on an outfit for his date tonight
but be careful.
Because you might start worrying about clothing
and your hair and if you look stupid around him.
You may not want to put into the conversation incase
you say something stupid infront of him, so you stay silent.
You won't want to give him advice on his girlfriends anymore
and helping him get ready for his date, and sharing tips will
just hurt more and more everytime.
Don't see the problem?
that's okay neither did i, sure boys may be the best
best friends but just as a warning, the one obstacle is you
may fall in love with them, and that is one thing that can
break you.
Boys DO make the best best friends.
They don't bitch, or backstab you.
You don't have to worry about clothing.
Aslong as you understand some sports
you're in most conversations. No need
for period discussions with them, and you
can get advice off them about guys. Sure,
you can give advice on his girlfriends too&
help him out on an outfit for his date tonight
but be careful.
Because you might start worrying about clothing
and your hair and if you look stupid around him.
You may not want to put into the conversation incase
you say something stupid infront of him, so you stay silent.
You won't want to give him advice on his girlfriends anymore
and helping him get ready for his date, and sharing tips will
just hurt more and more everytime.
Don't see the problem?
that's okay neither did i, sure boys may be the best
best friends but just as a warning, the one obstacle is you
may fall in love with them, and that is one thing that can
break you.
ALL MINE!
this quote has been deleted :(
Today,
I saw a drunk guy
claim that he was George Washington.
When I asked for two forms of ID,
he pulled out a dollar and a quarter.
xx________________________
He wins.
MLIA
I saw a drunk guy
claim that he was George Washington.
When I asked for two forms of ID,
he pulled out a dollar and a quarter.
xx________________________
He wins.
MLIA
FUN THINGS TO DO WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU ON RESRICTED.
1. When their talking say..."yahh..uhh, huh? no wait! could u repeat that?"
2. Randomly start singing the ABC's
3. Throw your phone down the stairs and say your in the middle of an earthquake.
4. Tell them your about to comite suicied then make a loud noise and drop your phone.
5. Start freaking out.
6. Tell them to turn around so you can get a better view of them.
7. Say.."my daddy's a police woman"(:
8. Tell them santa hates people who call on resticted.
9. Say that your pet gorilia just escaped.
10. Start talking in a realy deep voice.
11. Act really scared.
12. Tell them your cat just died and you need to go to its funeral.
13. Say..."OMG no way, Samantha, is that you? girl, we have so much to catch up on." then make random stuff up.
14. Tell them your in the bathroom and that it smells like roses.
15. Ask them where they buy their clothes or shoes.
16. Yell into the phone saying "whyy do people do this to me?"
17. Start crying.
18. Flush your toilet.
19. Say..."well yah i do enjoy your prank calling it makes me feel special that someone would take their time just to call me. but now i will never know who this is, and i just wanted to say...iloveyou!"
20. Take a spaz.
21. Start eating food.
22. Ask them what happened to their real life.
23. Tell them to please shut up, you need to hear your heartbeat.
24. Hold your nose and start talking.
25. Tell them their amazing sleepers.
26. Ask then why they cant just go eat a rock.
but the best thing to do is...hang up(:
all mine. please dont steal. it took foreverr.
2. Randomly start singing the ABC's
3. Throw your phone down the stairs and say your in the middle of an earthquake.
4. Tell them your about to comite suicied then make a loud noise and drop your phone.
5. Start freaking out.
6. Tell them to turn around so you can get a better view of them.
7. Say.."my daddy's a police woman"(:
8. Tell them santa hates people who call on resticted.
9. Say that your pet gorilia just escaped.
10. Start talking in a realy deep voice.
11. Act really scared.
12. Tell them your cat just died and you need to go to its funeral.
13. Say..."OMG no way, Samantha, is that you? girl, we have so much to catch up on." then make random stuff up.
14. Tell them your in the bathroom and that it smells like roses.
15. Ask them where they buy their clothes or shoes.
16. Yell into the phone saying "whyy do people do this to me?"
17. Start crying.
18. Flush your toilet.
19. Say..."well yah i do enjoy your prank calling it makes me feel special that someone would take their time just to call me. but now i will never know who this is, and i just wanted to say...iloveyou!"
20. Take a spaz.
21. Start eating food.
22. Ask them what happened to their real life.
23. Tell them to please shut up, you need to hear your heartbeat.
24. Hold your nose and start talking.
25. Tell them their amazing sleepers.
26. Ask then why they cant just go eat a rock.
but the best thing to do is...hang up(:
all mine. please dont steal. it took foreverr.
Answering machine message #5
Twinkle, Twinkle little star, bet your wondering where we are?
Well, put your mouth up to the phone
And leave us a message for when we get home.
And if you can make your message Rhyme,
We'll call you back in half the time!!!!!
Twinkle, Twinkle little star, bet your wondering where we are?
Well, put your mouth up to the phone
And leave us a message for when we get home.
And if you can make your message Rhyme,
We'll call you back in half the time!!!!!
If I lived in Cartoonland...
My house would be a pineapple...
My favorite place would be the drunken clam...
I would call Dr. Lipshitz for parenting help...
My favorite comic would be Crimson Chin...
I would eat krabby patties...
and I'd get high on Chemical X
My house would be a pineapple...
My favorite place would be the drunken clam...
I would call Dr. Lipshitz for parenting help...
My favorite comic would be Crimson Chin...
I would eat krabby patties...
and I'd get high on Chemical X
100% mine. =)
Please comment/favorite
Thanks to spongebob, family guy, rugrats,
fairly odd parents, more spongbob,
and power puff girls
Please comment/favorite
Thanks to spongebob, family guy, rugrats,
fairly odd parents, more spongbob,
and power puff girls
"You know sometimes life brings out its complications and some harships but you know, it's how we deal with them that counts. And i know that each and every one of you in this audience tonight have been through a hard time in your life before, right? I know that at each and every one of you have felt, at one point, like you couldn't go on. But then you found hope. There's always some way to find hope. Remember that. This song is for every broken heart, every lost dream, for all the highs and all the lows. This song is for you, for all the the lost dreamers. For every person who's ever been let down sing this song at the top of your lungs. i wanna hear you all"
-Nicholas Jerry Jonas
-Nicholas Jerry Jonas
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