TypicalAlyssaMarie133

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They say sleep is good for the brain
 s o   w h y    i s n ' t   i t   a l l o w e d   i n   s c h o o l ?
 

follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365

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 OBVIOUSLY
Im only single
because i'm way to sexy for anyone to handle


 

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In bed..
it's 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45.


At school..
it's 1:30 you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31. 

 
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you will find girls 
who are smarter than her, prettier than her, funnier than her, but you will never find someone

Just Like Her♥

follow me, i follow back:) -jimmy365
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that awkward walk/run you do when a car lets you cross the street.
 
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The pressure became
too much to handle.
You know that thread
I was barely holding
on to? Well, it snapped.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
 
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Curiousity killed
the cat.
                                         ^ your  v i r g i n i ty

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*teacher dictating*

student: how did you say?

teacher: i don't repeat .        
  
student: eff you.                     

teacher: how did you say?

student: i don't repeat .        




                                              
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Top lie of Guinness World Records:
I love you.
The Runner up:
 I love you too.
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