UltimateGummyBear

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Joined: July 30, 2011
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Life is weird right now.


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Quotes by UltimateGummyBear

I'm so happy 'cause today I found my friends, they're in my head
I'm so ugly, that's okay 'cause so are you, broke our mirrors

Dear Windshield Wipers,
 Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle.

Dear Yahoo,
 I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it" just saying...
Sincerely, Google.

Dear J.K Rowling,
 Your books are entirely unrealistic...
I mean seriously? 
A ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, A rather lonely ginger kid.


 

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming, Karma's a b*tch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
 



 






♥&Sometimes I just look at
you and think
 
pull your f***ing pants up
 
 
 
 

 

Yah when I say I'll be ready in a sec

I mean after I put my makeup on, brush my hair, straighten my hair, decide that it looks ugly like that and try a million different hairstyles, remember why I never attempt tp tie my hair up and fry it with my straighteners again, search everywhere in my room for my phone, charge it , choose what bag to put it in, put my shoes on and check if I have any notifications on Witty.


 
©jassayloux nmf






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My thoughts while on witty




 I USED TO DO THAT TOO!
 OMG I REMEMBER THAT......good times
 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HA, so jocked
?@!#*$ I did that quote five minutes ago and got 1 fave!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NO-.-
HAHAHA
Why didn't I think of that?


 STFU ABOUT YOLO