Ultravioletblu

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This is real,
This is me.
It's exactly who I'm supposed to be,
Gonna let the light...

SHINE ON ME!

Quotes by Ultravioletblu

Texting + Facebook =

Textbook

"Yes Mom, I'm studying"

British people:
Installing summer
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 60%
DONE
[installation failed]
error 404
season not valid in UK

Wanna learn how to speak with an Irish accent?
Say these words quickly
Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked

me: relaxing
me: birds hit window
me: OMG! god's playing angry birds
me:
me:
me:
god thinks i'm a pig!

Unknown number
(555 0125)

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me, maybe?
No, freak!
 

The quote below is a lie.










LOL, made you look, it's not a double quote format!



And who else checks thw quote below now because you're worried it's a double quote?
 

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double quote format by Breeze












nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
Lucyfacex,yo!
wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww







COP: FREEZE!
 
Criminal: Everybody clap
your hands!

 



One Direction is like the modern day Beatles.
just hotter.



B*tch please, what are you on?
 

My humps
 

  RULES:

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST
WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

IF SOMEONE SAYS ''ARE YOU OK'' YOU SAY?
 Tripping
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
 A kind of magic
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL/GUY?
 Money, money, money
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
  I don't feel like dancing
 WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Enjoy the silence
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
 Everybody's changing
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
I'll be there for you
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
 Teenage dream
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
 Rolling in the deep
WHAT IS 2+2?
 1 + 1
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
 Hot N cold
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
One shot
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOUR GROW UP?
 I need a dollar
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? 
Read my mind
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Le Freak 
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Only making love 
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
The time (dirty bit)
 WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Last friday night
 BIGGEST SECRET?
Where is the love?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Dreaming
  WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
 My humps


I'm surprised, some of these actually fit.