UnicornExpress

Status: Traveling the dark world of tumblr.
Joined: October 6, 2012
Last Seen: 3 years
user id: 333336
Location: Behind you ;)
Gender: F
 ♥Welcome♥

Hi, I'm Paige an average Australian girl.

I dont copy anybodys quotes and if you find somebody with the same quote it means they could of copied me or they have the same idea nobody needs to make a big deal about it please.

At the moment I love Muse, Summer, IceCream, Maxmoefoe, Youtube, SlenderMan, My iPhone, Panic! At the disco, Paramore, Shane Dawson, My Chemical Romance, KickThePj, Danisnotonfire, Christmas, Music, Shopping, Oreo Cheesecake, Witty, Coloured Layouts, Working HTML, Food, Amazing Phil, Modern Family, Janoskians, CrabStickz My friends (AussieChick104, FruitcakeNpopcorn and RavenLight), My 2 Cats, Fashion and Straight hair.

Please favourite, comment and follow if you follow me I always follow back I'm willing to chat to anybody feel free to post on my comments wall thing..

I.L.Y
-UnicornExpress
 



 

Quotes by UnicornExpress

yeah woop first day of summer go freeze your ars.e of everyone else.
We are the
 Jack-o-Lanterns
   in july setting fire to the sky.
  

I wish I was a glow worm
A glow worm's never glum
Cause how can you be grumpy
When the sun Shines Out Your Bum

Judge: Your client has been found guilty of first dergree murder.

White Girl: You're*

The judge is astonished at the lawyer's closing argument, the case is closed and the defendant is freed of all charges.

You could even be a rollerblading unicorn.

-Dan Howell.
Dearest Swag f.gs,

I'm writing you this message to tell you how naughty you have been using the 'Y' word and that it can very disrespectful to all the cats who have nine lives.

Sincerly,

Grumpy Tumblr Girl. x

 


So we are favouriting our own quotes are we now?
Ignore my spelling Of favouriting I'm Australian.

 


What Youtubers do you guys watch? Common I need some witty friends ^__^

c a u s e'   I s e e
 


 

Sparks Fly
 


 

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You just realised.

"heck" is combination of the words "hell" and "f*(c)k"