UniicornLuvver7

F.UCK YOU THUNDER.

YOU CAN SUCK MY D.ICK.


Storms can die in a hole..

Me: I'm done with all my work, what should I do?
Teacher: I don't know, sleep?

 

BEST. TEACHER. EVER.

Having your teacher start talking about Playboy,
And trying not to laugh.

Shine bright like a diamond,



STOP.

Reflect like a diamond.
 

You listen to..


Pop: One Direction, Justin Bieber etc.: You are a prep. You listen to 'gaay music'

Heavy Metal: Black Veil Brides, Pierce the Veil etc.: Emo, freak, goth.

Rap: Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj etc.: You do drugs.



 You just can't win here.

 

You may think you can judge me, but I don't believe we're in a Court House,



Are we?



 

Wanting to name my children Anne and Frank,
So I can introduce them saying,

"Hi these are my children Anne, Frank, say hello."

Girl: Oh my god! All guys are the same a.sholes.
Me: Who told you to try them all hoe?

**At Walmart**


   Me: *riding on toy helicopter thing*
Person: *walks by*
Me: DON'T JUDGE!
Person: I'm on my travel, ain't got no gavel, I don't judge.



  This guy made my day.

So yesterday I walked to Arbys and walked inside wearing an Optimus Prime mask.



I rang the bell and yelled at the top of my lungs;


"THANK YOU GUYS FOR YOUR GREAT SERVICE! I LOVE YOU!"

And started clapping, that's when I noticed that the whole restaraunt was packed.




Sad thing is... This actually happened.