abandoned account*

25,000,000 of your cells died while you were reading this sentence.
                                               
                                                                ~UberFacts

I was on Mystery Seeker today, and I typed in ''Who is my best friend?'' 
I got ''Bean Dip''.

Post the last song you listened to, and add ''In My A/ss''. Mine is ''Stars Dance In My A/ss''.  I can't believe it.

I don't really like dressing up. Some people probably think actresses dress up everywhere they go. I'm in sweatpants half the time with my hair in a ponytail. 
                                       -Selena Gomez

R.I.P. David Reimer.
Because I feel like everyone forgot.
August 22, 1965 – May 5, 2004

I don't care if Paul Wesley and I don't live in the same country. The fact he lives in a planet that I live in is satisfying enough.

So, I was using Google Chrome and if you use it too, you know those green texts that lead you to an online marketplace(you know, that one that always says ''looking for -insert thing here-?'' when you put the cursor above it? ). I was watching a Sweeney Todd video and the green text was on the title of the video. Guess what the title of the video was...
  
                THE WORST PIES IN LONDON.
So, it was all like ''Looking for The Worst Pies In London? Find what you need now.  The best Worst Pies In London.''
I'm. Still. Laughing.