V_BallRocks36

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Joined: December 21, 2004
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Wow i've been a member for almost more than 4 months, and i only have 7 quotes!!!

Quotes by V_BallRocks36

I wish i wish I was a fish.
I'm as happy as a pig eating bacon!
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.
During one battle, the French captured an English Major.
Taking the Major to their headquarters,
the French General began to question him.
The French General asked,
"Why do you English Officers all wear red coats?
Don't you know the red material
makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the Major informed the General
that the reason English Officers wear red coats
is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show
and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why from that day until now
all French Army Officers wear brown pants.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?




































A No-eyed-deer! DUH!!
If you were surrounded by twenty lions, fifteen tigers,and ten leopards, how would you get away from them?



Stop the merry-go-round and get off!
If you're ever feelin blue
take a piece of sky
and you will have sunshine
on a rainy day
when you have sky in your hands,
you can't be much happier
the sky is as soft as a worm, Fuzzy towel
after you get out of a cold shower
the sky tastes like smooth rich chocolate
if you're ever hungry
if you ever feel loney, or sad or scared,
take your sky out and you have sunshine
on a rainy day
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER....Eat more than 203 Chocolate Kisses in one setting!