Regina: Why were you talking to Janis
Ian?
Cady: I don't know, I mean, she's so
weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me
about crack.
Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you
something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I
know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even...
Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my
first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to
Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I
would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like,
"Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like,
"Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my
birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like,
"Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're
lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party.
There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean,
right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started
yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of
school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the
fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was
totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
Mean girls
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