Vampire123

Status: Being Awesome:)
Joined: November 27, 2011
Last Seen: 7 years
Birthday: April 28
user id: 244115
Location: Charter Oak, IA
Gender: F

Vampire123's Favorite Quotes



If you have a stupid ex,
favorite this with your middle finger.

104 1 BravoSierra BravoSierra
lol


What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

 
212 5 Steve Steve
funny


A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bar tender here?"

 

160 4 Steve Steve
funny


I'm naming my TV remote Waldo
for obvious reasons

65 1 BravoSierra BravoSierra
lol
I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.
224 3 Steve Steve
funny

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE
158 1 happiest* happiest*
true
Teacher: We're gonna watch a movie today!
Class: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ 
Teacher: You have to take notes.
Class: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Teacher: You're handing them in for a grade.
Class: ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽
123 2 ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
school
If you see this, please don't kill yourself. You will thank yourself one day. You will be happy you are alive.

31 0 capsized* capsized*
advice
The first word I want to teach my kid is "brains" Then, until he/she learns another word, I'll have the cutest little zombie ever.◡‿◡✿
36 0 SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
funny
Dear Hollywood, Please realize, if everyone loves a book, its for a reason.
If you decide to make a movie out of it, don't change everything about it.
Sincerely, I swear, I never read that.
34 0 SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
funny