VanaWenice
Status:
Single as a bird
Joined: June 7, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 362415
Location: FAR FAR AWAY
Gender: F
Joined: June 7, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 362415
Location: FAR FAR AWAY
Gender: F
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Pics are big because i take them from tumblr (my acc.)
VanaWenice's Favorite Quotes
*at the beach digging a hole in the sand
with my friend and her little brother*
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out (referring the digging the sand in and out)
me: uh.. what?
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friend: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: if you know what i mean
me: crying
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: i'm like a machine! i just can't stop!
friend: omfg you don't know what you're talking about!
friends little brother: uhh i need a longer shovel. this isn't long enough to go in the hole
me: dies.
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out (referring the digging the sand in and out)
me: uh.. what?
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friend: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: if you know what i mean
me: crying
friends little brother: *singing* you push it in, you push it out, you push it in, you push it out
friends little brother: i'm like a machine! i just can't stop!
friend: omfg you don't know what you're talking about!
friends little brother: uhh i need a longer shovel. this isn't long enough to go in the hole
me: dies.
Boy-Who do you love?
Girl-To anyone
Boy- really?
Girl-yes
Boy-I don't belive it. Tell me
Girl- y don't love anyone!!
Boy-tell mee
Girl-Seriusly, I don't love anyone!
Boy- Tell mee!!!!
Girl- Why are you so nuisance? Do you love me or what? because this is not normal...
Boy-Yes, I love you
Girl-To anyone
Boy- really?
Girl-yes
Boy-I don't belive it. Tell me
Girl- y don't love anyone!!
Boy-tell mee
Girl-Seriusly, I don't love anyone!
Boy- Tell mee!!!!
Girl- Why are you so nuisance? Do you love me or what? because this is not normal...
Boy-Yes, I love you
i want to meet new
people.
fav & i'll leave a comment on your
profile. :]
fav & i'll leave a comment on your
profile. :]
Dear whoever is reading this
you are beautiful
& someone out there is
crazy about you
So smile,life is too short
to be unhappy
Dad:why are you crying?
Girl:my boyfriend dumped me!
Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back.
while later dad comes back,
Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him?
Dad:I didn't
Girl:where did you go?
Dad:to get you icecream
Girl:why the hell did you bring the shot gun?!
Dad:so I could get it for free
freakquotes.com
If you're my boyfriend you're not allowed to:
• Have candles on your birthday cake
wtf are you wishing for all your wishes came true when you met me
• Kiss another female besides me
You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest bump her and call it a day, boy
• Speak to other females
idc if you're lost and need directions you better get on your knees & ask Jesus to guide you or somethin
• Own a GPS/SatNav
what' you tryna' do? Navigate your way out of this relationship?
• Buy glasses or contact lenses
why do you need your vision to improve? You seeing someone else?
• Sneeze in public
girls'll be like "bless you" wtf girl you're already blessed you have ME
• Eat Jalapenos/Chillies
they're hotter than me
• Buy lightbulbs
i'm the only person that can light up your world. THE ONLY ONE
• Listen to another girl's relationship problems
a shoulder to cry on becomes a d/ck to ride on
• Watch animal planet
you might see your ex
• Wear shoes with laces on
you might trip and fall in love with someone better than me, better wear them sketcher slips ons
• Be good at maths
find ya "X" and you gonna wonder "Y" you're single again
• Drink milk
Whatchu need the strength for? Tryna get the strength to leave me?! No not today
• Spray Lynx in public
next thing you know hoes gonna be poppin' out beggin' for his d/ck.
