VivaciousNess

Status: Hello World
Joined: June 3, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: June 2
user id: 305217
Location: Massachusetts
Gender: F
Hi there, beautiful peoples! Welcome to my Witty. My name is Vanessa and I am a depressed, bisexual, atheist 15 year old female. Professional fangirl, feminist and supporter of LGBTQIA in da house!  I take pride in being an extremely dirty-minded, funny, socially-awkward, insane, sarcastic, obsessed, clumsy, and weird self. 
I love my friends and family for putting up with my weird antics (I am surprised they have not gone insane yet). I've been through a bunch of in my life but I don't let it define me. Surfing the internet, texting, crying over fictional characters, singing in the shower, listening to music and fangirling are my activities of choice. 
My favorite bands/singers are My Chemical Romance, Black Veil Brides,Bring Me The Horizon, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil, The Amity Affliction,  Hands Like Houses, Go Radio, Motionless in White, Memphis May Fire, All Time Low, Halestorm, Mayday Parade, , One Direction, Maroon 5, Florence + the Machine, Taylor Swift,  Ed Sheeran, Marianas Trench,  Neon Trees, Adam Lambert, Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Evanescence, Kelly Clarkson, The Fray, and Olly Murs. 
am always here to talk. If you need anything, just comment on my profile or kik me @ RealityRuinedMyLife. I am seriously here for all of you!:D 
Enjoy and thank you for reading this!
 
Animated Rainbow Nyan Cat

VivaciousNess's Favorite Quotes

Me: *hovers mouse over 'Witty' word*
Me: WHY ARE NEVERENDING PING PONG B.ALLS BEING THROWN AT ME?!
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boys are so annoying, why can't we just replace them with minions instead
iOS8 will be out by the time iOS7 finishes downloading
Me: *scrolling through someones Witty*
Me: *Sees bands they like*
Me: I love you.
Me: Let's get married.
Me: I don't care if you're a 782 year old woman from Narnia.
Me: Please.
How to attract the common white girl:

- Sit in a circle of uggs

- Pour Starbucks all over yourself

 -Play A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton really loud

- Sit and wait
We accept the food we think we deserve.
Fav this if you've ever been personally victimized by Regina George.
Everything I hate: Volume One

- Slow wifi
- No wifi
- Most people in my town
- Close minded people
- Openly judgemental people(they arent afraid to insult you without regard for your thoughts or feelings)
- People who insult Lady Gaga's fashion sense
- People who think having more money makes them better than everyone
- People who think being bisexual isnt a thing
- People who have to argue with everything
(ex. "Want some bubble gum? its really good" "well not EVERYONE likes bubble gum" )
- Slow lines at the store
- Pepsi max
- When you want to text a picture and it takes hours to send
- When you press send but it doesnt send
- When someone who is a year older than me calls me "kid"
- Teachers who hate you for no reason
- The mini candy bars
- Studying
- Summer homework
- Those pencils that the led breaks every five minutes
- People who snoop through my phone
- Sneaky parents
- Hypocrites
- Probably you lol



 
Something to know:


If you insult me I'm either going to be really sarcastic or insult you a hundred times worse. 


 
Today I learned that
if you murder someone on an unregisterd boat in international waters, then throw the body overboard they can't trace it back to one legal system. Then you can't be prosecuted for their murder.