VoldemortsSperm

Status: Song on my profile; Paramore - That's What You Get
Joined: December 2, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 340679
Location: Hogwarts
Gender: F





May the odds be forever in your favour...
As you may have guessed, I ♥ the Hunger Games. I've read all three books numerous times and seen the movie 4 times. I'm also obsessed with music, photography, chilling with my friends, eating, sleeping,  and drawing (art) I'm actually not new here this is just a new account.
If you want to know more, just ask for my facebook. 
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F*ck people. I'm totally done with this sh*t. What the actual f*ck have I ever done to you, yeah just go and break me like the sad piece of sh*t you are. See if I care, like I used to. I'll be the first to admit I'm not perfect, but neither are you. So stop walking around like your Jesus because I will seriously smack you in the face with a shovel. I'm not even joking.




 
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Quotes by VoldemortsSperm



Some people just need a high five;
In the face.
With a chair.
MADE OF STEEL

 
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I just want to say;

Thank you so much to everyone who favourites or comments on any of my
quotes or follows me, because it means so much. I'm not famous or
anything on this so it really does mean alot. Also shout out to my like, what
three followers? 
Thank you for reading..
(If you did)

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nmf

 
 
 
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I hate it when;
you spell something wrong on a quote and everyone starts commenting telling you it's wrong

 
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I don't hate you;
I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence

 
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I have never seen;
a McDonalds or Burger King under construction, they just always appear

 
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I don't understand those couples;
who after one fight, change their relationship status to; 'Single'

I fight with my parents,
but you don't see me changing my relationship status to; 'orphan'

 
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Don't we all imagine;
being a 'famous person' on Witty.

 
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That one person in your class;
that you want to smack in the face with a shovel

 
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Mom, Dad, don't worry;
EVERYONE failed that test....

 
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