VolleyballSoftballFever

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Quotes by VolleyballSoftballFever



*Phone buzzes nonstop*
Me- *im so popular, everyone loves me!
*turns on phone*

Stupid notifications):

When your having the best dream ever, and wake up,
does anyone else try to fsll back asleep to finish it?

 

 


 what i would do if i went to easter island;
5%  look at the mysterious statues
95% say "Dum Dum want Gum Gum".

 
Teacher: Why are you late?

Kid: because the bell rang to early.

Teacher: Are you trying to be smart?

kid: Duh, thats why im here
Dumb kid: FAIL!

Other kid: We didnt ask for your life story!

 

 


Dear Fake people,

your supposed to taste the rainbow, NOT WEAR IT.

 

 


99% of people  marrry their 7th

or 12TH grade crushes(:

fave for something good to happen

to you tonight.
(what you got to lose?)

 

 


A Friend Told me I was Delusional:

I almost fell off my Unicorn!.

 

/(.) (.)\
patrick

( (.)  (.) )
squidward

l (.) l
plankton

l.l  l.l
mr. krabs

l  (.) (.)  l
spongebob