WhathePotato

It seems like most people these days are better at talking to each other through some electronical device rather than with there mouths. I am one of those most people.

You break it you buy it

What if I break you?
Can I buy you?

Kids are kidnapped
Adults are adultnapped
and teens are preferably ignored

Kid: How did babies get here?
Me: Ebay.

I just realized. I have only been on witty for a while, but I have gotten a lot of follows and favs. But nobody knows who I really am. Trust me. When the time is right, you will know.

Friend: Weird.
Me: You just described my whole life!

HAHAHAHA!!! xD My computer says that my essay was updated 6.9 days ago!!!

I texted everyone in my contacts today to call me because i lost my phone. I had 7 people call me back. Wow guys.

The only difference between a hero and a heroine is that a heroine looks much sexier in everything they wear.

I think my mom deserves a round of aplause. She has gone through so much hardship and stress. Life is difficult for her. She did have to raise my brother after all.