WhathePotato

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Joined: April 27, 2013
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 358634
Gender: F
Well hello everyone!!

Quotes by WhathePotato

Beauty doesn't come from looks, It comes from ~PERSONALITY~
Mom: *on phone* Where are you?
Me: I am at the library.
Mom: Still? I told you to come home 2 HOURS ago!!!!!
Me: 2 HOURS!!! I thought that was 5 MINUTES ago!!!
Mom: You need to watch your time. I have been worried sick about you! Come home this instant!!
Me: Fine. Let me finish this book.
Mom: NO!!!!
If the door doesn't open, you just need to find the key.
Life of a Potato:
Potato: Hey look!! I see dirt!!
Other Potato: No! I never would have guessed!! *Sarcastic*
A Couple Seconds Later
Potato: Hey look!! I see dirt!!
Other Potato:* Hoping people want potato salad*
When a girl says you are pretty:
Meh. Thanks.

When a guy says your pretty:
uummm.....*blushing* Thank you. That was really nice of you. Umm.. You look great too. Umm... You are a really good friend. *stammering,mumbling,blabbering,blushing*
When it seems like the end of the world,
DON'T lose hope.
If you wait long enough,
There will be a light,
to guide you away from all the darkness and hatred.
To all people out there:
I will always be a shoulder to lean on if you need it.
Unless you are heavier than me,
in which case I will be there to break your fall.
FOR PEOPLE WHO DO NOT EAT BEEF:
It is safe to eat McDonald's burgurs because they contain NO beef.
I asked my parents to donate money to hungry children.
They gave me money,
and I bought a donut. :)
Me: AAAAAWWWWW The microwave line is SSOOOOOO long!!!!
Friend: There is only one person there.
Me: *waits 10 minutes*
Me: *microwaves food*
Me: *takes food out of microwave*
BBBRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGG!!!!! (End of lunch)
Me: -_-
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