WhiteNoise
Joined: December 11, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 249612
Location: The wonderful world of OZ
Gender: F
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I'm the kind of girl who is more likely to fall in love with a stuffed animal then a guy.
HITTTT ME UPPPPP
1(845)FRICK NO.
;)
Can't no precher man save my soul.
SO, I'm Pauline... Or Ruby, or Bee. Or roobertz. I'd prefer Ruby or Bee but to each his own or whatever Dumbledore says. SOO, I've had like 8bajillion witties, one bajillion of each of my followers. No but seriously guys, 8 followers? That's firetrucking pathetic and you know that so hard.
Devil gon fine me, 'ere I go.
I'M NOT A SATANIST i just love the Civil Wars. (In reference to the Devil and Preacher man)
i LOVE Love LOVE Diveregent Trilogy. Caleb can go suck a rusty butchers knife. AND FOUR IS GORGEOUS DON'T EVEN DENY IT BECAUSE LYING IS BAD YOUR A BAD PERSON.
So This is a long about me. WHATEVER, I'm still going to go on.
Their-refers to Ownage.
They're- They Are
There-Over there, bro.
uhm so like...OH YEAH. So don't say "reatard" Or any form of the word. It's not cool, brah.
FRICK YEAH RED SKINNY JEANS.
I think y'all should pull the 12 ft poles out'chur butts and thank Steve for this awesome new layout. Change is good and food is good so therefore change is food and if there is one thing I know about witty you all love food.
SOOO. On a sad noteee...We are out of Oreos. not but seriously this is a tribute(FRICK YEAH HUNGER GAMES) To my Kitty Shrimp. She's not dead yet and no I'm not counting the carriages at her funeral procession, I'm saying even though i was always a snotty little brat to you, all 18 years of your life you put up with me, and I suffered little to no scarage from your kitty attacks. SO for as long as your going to life, have a good rest of your life. I'm crossing my fingers for 20 years of your awesomness. Love you my strong, sassy, no bullshat kitty.
Quotes by WhiteNoise
Nmf-Nmq
(Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
When
slow reaction time
is not so helpful;
Reading Witty
with my friend and seeing a
funny quote- then
scrolling down to read a cancer quote, and
THEN lmfao'ing
I follow back ^_^
nmf<3
LOL.
Saw this on FB
today
“1 d@y @ gur11 g03s t0 th3 d0ct3r f0r @
ch3ckupp. h3 t311s h3r sh3 h@s ovary c@nc3rr. she3 h@s 2 g3t
n3w ovaries!!!!!!1! Sh3 s!Ya biii t0 h3r boifri3nd b4 sh3 go3s
int0 surg3ry.. wh3n sh3 w@k3s up sh3 asks h3r d@d why h3r bf
w@snt in d@ hospital.. h3r d@d just said “Who du u think
d0n@t3ed th3 ovari3s!??!!!!!” sh3 r3@liz3d whut he m3@nt
nd cri3d 4 3 days straight. 3v3ry d@y sinc3 sh3 visits his
gr@v3 nd s@ys “Thx 4 saving mii life3. I luv u” put
dis @s ur st@tus if it mak3s u cry 3v3ytim3.
Facepalm
at our generation.
.You put your
arms around me
And I'm
home
Someone said that No one likes me.
I must find
this
“No
One"
Somedayyou'll join us
Andtheworld
Will live as one
When some one you don't like starts talking
And you're just
like;
Bi.tch
no.